What Obama’s Response to McCain’s Paris - Britney Ad Should Be

I’ve been thinking more about that McCain ad that used images of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to attack Obama by insinuating that he is an airhead “celebutante.”

After a low blow like that, one should deliver a quick uppercut to the opponent’s chin.  What would be a formidable blow in this political boxing match?   Well McCain’s strategy is to go after one of Obama’s strengths – his charisma and popularity – and make it appear as a liability by equating him with empty-headed pop-star divas.  I say go after McCain’s weakness – his age.

Hmmm….. I’m trying to think of someone who is popular with conservatives who got old and lost his mind… someone who “couldn’t recall” much of what went on in his administration when forced to testify before a congressional committee…  Oh yeah, Ronald Reagan – the conservative demigod of supply side economics.

How about an Obama ad that questions McCain’s mental faculties by using video of an old Reagan saying “I don’t recall” and then a shot of him in the early stages of Alzheimer’s looking totally lost and unaware of where he is.  Yeah… that would work.  The ad could then show a clip of McCain saying he “doesn’t really understand economics” and then the voiceover could say some things about how his economic and tax policies add up to more huge deficits, low growth rates, and even greater income inequality.  The closer could be John McCain babbling in front of his green background in New Orleans with the announcer asking, “Is he ready to lead?”

I wonder if that would piss off the conservatives.  Perhaps then they could understand our outrage. 

Probably not.  They are cold, mean, nasty brutes….I don’t think they have consciences.

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The Wall Street Journal asks, “Is Barack Obama too Fit?”

Yes… Rupert Murdoch will indeed destroy The Wall Street Journal.  Want proof?

Today The Wall Street Journal asked the question, is Barack Obama To Fit to Be President?

I know you are dying to read it, so here are a few excerpts:

Speaking to donors at a San Diego fund-raiser last month, Barack Obama reassured the crowd that he wouldn’t give in to Republican tactics to throw his candidacy off track.

“Listen, I’m skinny but I’m tough,” Sen. Obama said.

But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama’s skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

“He’s too new … and he needs to put some meat on his bones,” says Diana Koenig, 42, a housewife in Corpus Christi, Texas, who says she voted for Sen. Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary.

“I won’t vote for any beanpole guy,” another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board.

Okay I’ve got to stop right here and say something to the former Clinton supporter. 

What?!!!!!!!  You say you supported Clinton.  I may be presumptuous but, by supporting Clinton, I’ll infer that you agreed with her stance on abortion rights, the need for universal healthcare, that the war in Iraq should end, that the huge tax breaks given to very richest Americans should be repealed, and that our country needs to invest in alternative energy sources.

If you agree with those statements, why would you vote for McCain instead of the “beanpole guy” who also believes those things?   McCain’s platform isn’t anywhere close to Hillary’s platform.  Are you going to vote for McCain?  You can’t be serious when you say you won’t vote for Obama because, if you are, you are incredibly stupid.  And you know what I think?  I think maybe we shouldn’t let stupid people like you vote. 

Now, back to that Wall Street Journal article where you’ll find out even more stuff about the candidates’ health and eating habits that should weigh heavily on your minds when you cast your vote in November:

Raised by a Midwestern grandmother, Sen. Obama didn’t begin to slim down until he played basketball regularly in high school.

These days he stays away from junk food and instead snacks on MET-Rx chocolate roasted-peanut protein bars and drinks Black Forest Berry Honest Tea, a healthy organic brew. (Sen. McCain is said to have a weakness for Butterfinger candy bars, jelly beans, and coffee and doughnuts from Dunkin’ Donuts.)

Oh, and this article is in the “Editors’ Picks” section.

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McCain thinks Obama = Britney Spears = Paris Hilton

Dear John,

I used to like you, but now I think you are a punk-ass bitch. 

Years ago the “maverick” label seemed like it fit.  You used to be against giving huge tax breaks to the rich, but now you want to extend Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy, even though Bush’s plan has added trillions to the national debt during the eight years he’s been in office and will result in him handing off the largest budget deficit in history to his successor.

You used to be a moderate on the abortion issue, but now that you’re the nominee, you are letting yourself be controlled by extreme right-wing factions of your party.  You are not a moderate anymore.

You used to be against negative campaigning.  You learned in 2000 that going negative against Bush didn’t work out so well for you.  It worked for Bush though.  Maybe that’s why you recently hired Steve Schmidt who worked under Karl Rove in the extremely mean and nasty Bush campaigns.  The Wall Street Journal reported that Karl Rove “dubbed him ‘The Bullet,’ a reference to both the shape of his shaved head and his lethal impact when deployed against opponents.”

He is obviously behind your latest attack ad that equates Barack Obama with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Are you out of your mind?  Tell me how they are alike?

Has Obama been arrested for drunk driving?

Has Obama been divorced and denied custody of his children?

Has Obama had videos of him having sex posted on the internet?

Has Obama starred in really stupid TV shows?

Do Spears and Hilton have a law degrees?

Have Spears or Hilton, outside of court ordered punishment, performed any public service?

Have Spears or Hilton ever held public office?

The answer to all of these questions is “NO!

You are an idiot for hiring a hit man like Steve Schmidt to run your campaign.  You should have listened to Mike Huckabee “who sternly warned the GOP that demonizing Barack Obama won’t work and it would be a big blunder to even try.  Huckabee issued the warning because he’s worried that in going negative against Obama the GOP risks voter backlash.”

You agreed with him then and said that you would run a clean campaign.  Now you look and sound like mean, jealous, grumpy old man. 

The night Obama gave his victory speech after out-polling Clinton, you also gave a speech, and the contrast between the two events was like night and day.  After seeing the videos I commented that about the only way you could run a successful campaign against Obama would be if you conducted your entire campaign from the guest chair of The Daily Show.  There you look comfortable.  There you are likable.  There, even liberals will listen to you and give you some respect.

Those days are over.  I doubt that Jon Stewart will invite you back because he has a policy about not inviting douche bags to appear on his show.

Good luck with your ill-advised, negative campaign.  I think I know how it will turn out.

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Oliver Stone makes Bush Movie - W

Oliver Stone’s latest movie “W” will be released to theaters on October 17th 2008, mere weeks before the Presidential Election in Novemeber.

Oliver Stone says:

“We don’t really know much about Mr. Bush beyond the controlled images we’ve been allowed to see on TV. This movie’s taking a bold stab at looking behind that curtain.”

Here is the trailer:

From the Telegraph in England:

The 90-second clip starts with scenes of US President George W. Bush, played Josh Brolin, struggling to find his way before entering politics: a whirl of drinking contests, gambling, drink-driving and being thrown in jail - he is seen being led down a prison corridor in Yale sweatshirt.

“If I remember correctly, you didn’t like the sporting goods job,” his father George H W Bush, played by James Cromwell, says as he lectures his son.

“Working in the investment firm wasn’t for you either, or the oil rig job. You didn’t exactly finish up with flying colours in the Air National Guard, junior.

“What are you cut out for?”

Bush senior continues as Brolin, star of No Country For Old Men, hangs his head.

“Partying? Chasing tail? Driving drunk? Who do you think you are? A Kennedy? You’re a Bush. Act like one.”

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Evangelicals and Israel - A relationship wrought in the fires of Hell


I get a shiver down my spine when I think about what’s going on with this full-boar support of all things Israel from the right wing nuts in this country.

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Bush explains that the economy was drunk and now has a hangover

 

From the Houston Chronicle:

Unaware he was being recorded, President Bush at a Houston fundraiser last week compared Wall Street to a drunk with a hangover and cracked jokes about the ailing housing market.

“There’s no question about it. Wall Street got drunk — that’s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras — it got drunk and now it’s got a hangover,” Bush said at a private fundraiser for Republican congressional candidate Pete Olson. “The question is: How long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?”

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Robert Novak listens to NPR while running over pedestrians

Like me, Robert Novak enjoys listening to NPR’s Morning Edition. Unlike me, he uses it as his soundtrack to mow down pedestrians in D.C. traffic.

Here is his interview from Politico.com after being detained by the Police:

Apparently, he was driving his black convertible Corvette down K Street in D.C. when he mowed down a pedestrian. He was either oblivious to the accident or just didn’t care and continued on his way until a man on a bicycle was able to catch up with him and block the lane with his bike.

From the TMZ interview after the accident:

And we asked him about his comments back in 2001 — that he hates jaywalkers and thought about running them over. He responded, “I’ve said a lot of things I shouldn’t have said.”

Does Novak know that his Corvette makes his penis appear even smaller than it is?

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John McCain is making me feel embarrassed

I’m still glad the republicans finally came to their senses and nominated someone outside of the evangelical pandering, legislated morality spectrum, but when I announced internally that this was going to be a well fought, ethical, and thought provoking election cycle, I was projecting a misguided and gullible sense of who I really wanted McCain to be, right in lock-step with media accounts, into a void left in the spot in my brain I had reserved for the information I desperately lack regarding John McCain’s qualifications to be the next president of the United States.

So here, for the future of all that is good for children and families and cute little puppies…ENDANGERED puppies, I give you John McCain:

This is creepy. But only slightly creepier than the actual planned appearance it’s based on, made by McCain in a controlled setting and in front of a chosen audience.

Now let’s play a game. Each of these two is not like the other!

1. This is what appeared all day monday on all major networks. Different hosts, different sets, same weird, creepy persona and robotic talking points:

2. And then here’s Barrack Obama:

One of these two seems presidential. One of them seems senile and ridiculous. Seriously, what’s wrong with John McCain? Did he ingest Tetrodotoxin? If so, where did he get it? Did someone introduce it surreptitiously or was it a conscious choice on the part of the McCain campaign? These questions may never be answered.

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Show Me the Paper

Why is it that a petite librarian has the conviction to stand up for your rights than gigantic telecom corporations with armies of lawyers?

Read:

Children’s librarian Judith Flint was getting ready for the monthly book discussion group for 8- and 9-year-olds on “Love That Dog” when police showed up.

They weren’t kidding around: Five state police detectives wanted to seize Kimball Public Library’s public access computers as they frantically searched for a 12-year-old girl, acting on a tip that she sometimes used the terminals.

“What I observed when I came in were a bunch of very tall men encircling a very small woman,” said the library’s director, Amy Grasmick, who held fast to the need for a warrant after coming to the rescue of the 4-foot-10 Flint.

Flint was firm in her confrontation with the police.

“The lead detective said to me that they need to take the public computers and I said `OK, show me your warrant and that will be that,’” said Flint, 56. “He did say he didn’t need any paper. I said `You do.’ He said `I’m just trying to save a 12-year-old girl,’ and I told him `Show me the paper.‘”

Cybersecurity expert Fred H. Cate, a law professor at Indiana University, said the librarians acted appropriately.

“If you’ve told all your patrons `We won’t hand over your records unless we’re ordered to by a court,’ and then you turn them over voluntarily, you’re liable for anything that goes wrong,” he said.

Well unless you are a telecom company because, if anything goes wrong, you can count on a fascist president and a craven congress to change the law so that whatever it was that might have gone wrong just doesn’t matter anymore.

Well the librarian didn’t buy into that.  When the Feds screamed “Warrant?  Warrant?!  We don’t need no stinking paper!”  Flint didn’t flinch.  She protected the privacy of the patrons of the library.

Maybe the good citizens of this country will take notice and demand the same from the keepers of their personal records and information.

We’ll have to wait and see.

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Evil Twins

While listening to the radio this morning, I heard somebody talking smack about somebody…

He has no scruples, no morals, no goal except anarchy, no plan except the end of planning. As Alfred patiently explains, “Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

I thought the guy must have been talking about Dick Cheney.  Turns out it was Kenneth Turan’s review of The Dark Knight.

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