George Carlin died yesterday. He was a funny man.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
The main reason Santa is [...]
Archive for June, 2008
It appears Amazon is not responding to my requests, Dave.
The Best Of The Colbert Report
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Release Date: 2007-11-06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
Jon Stewart
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240 pages
With President George W Bush below 30% approval rate in national opinion polls and the Republican Party facing the prospect of significant, and maybe colossal, losses in Congress in the fall, the currency of the GOP has hardly been lower in living memory. This is as it should be because the party is not merely [...]
Dear Freind.
It is imparatev that you read this emali from TOp to POTTOM. We can not as a cpountry afford to allow a mulms American to vote as PRESIDENT. HE will doestory AMERICA and instate FULL SHANIA LAW on our CHRISTION NATION! THIS is a call to arms.
I have started a list from a PATROITEC [...]
Clearwire has always claimed a 256kb/s upload speed. Not bad if all of your upstream traffic is related to requesting a web page or sending an email. But when you start using Flickr, Picasa, or, god forbid, YouTube, that trickle is woefully inadequate. But Clearwire doesn’t care. They got you to sign up for two years, idiot.
We have a presumptive nominee for the Democratic nomination for the office of President of the United States of America. His name is Barack Obama.
Most of us recognized him as the winner of the Democratic primary contest well over a month ago. Last night he secured the number of delegates necessary to win the nomination.
Or did he? Clinton gave [...]
