Donald Rumsfeld to Receive “Defender of the Constitution” Award

RAW Story reports:

Former US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be honored with the “Defender of the Constitution Award” at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), an annual event attended by numerous conservative activists, journalists, and politicians.

WorldNetDaily columnist Brad O’Leary and American Conservative Union chairman David A. Keene will present the former Defense secretary with the award on Feb 10, according to the conference’s schedule of events (.pdf).

Rumsfeld, who was Secretary of Defense under President George W. Bush from 2001 to 2006, oversaw the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. He was replaced by current Defense secretary Robert Gates after a number of generals called for his resignation.

In 2005, he was sued by the American Civil Liberties Union for authorizing the torture and abuse of detainees at facilities in Iraq and Afghanistan. The ACLU claimed that the Constitution prohibited the Secretary of Defense from adopting or permitting policies of cruelty against civilians in US military custody, but Rumsfeld claimed he could not be held legally liable for the torture.

You might recall that Rush Limbaugh received this award in 2009.  And now Rumsfeld?  One has to wonder which constitution CPAC is reading.

To me, giving Donald Rumsfeld a Defender of the Constitution Award is like:

  • Giving Hannibal Lecter an Adventurous Gourmet Diner Award.
  • Giving Hugh Hefner Viagra.
  • Giving Sarah Palin an Orator of the Year Award.
  • Giving Count Dracula a Blood Donor Awareness Award.
  • Giving a Seattle cop a gun.
  • GLAAD giving Michele Bachmann a Congressperson of the Year Award.

And The Old Viking thinks Giving Donald Rumsfeld a Defender of the Constitution Award is like:

  • Giving Lindsay Lohan in marriage to Billy Graham.
  • Giving Jared Loughner the NRA sportsman of the year award.
  • Giving Tony Hayward a retirement condo on the Gulf Coast.
  • Giving Sarah Palin a membership in PETA and SCAP.
  • Giving Tiger Woods naming rights to the annual Miss Chastity pageant.
  • Giving Glenn Beck the Scholar of the Year award at Harvard.
  • Giving Paul Bremer, George Tenet, and Norman Prodhoretz Presidential Medal of Freedom awards.  Oh, Wait.  George Bush did that!

George W. Bush Cancels Trip to Switzerland for Fear of Arrest for Torture

George W. Bush’s plans to speak in Switzerland at a Keren Hayesod-UIA charity event on February 12th were abruptly cancelled. He was going there to speak about freedom and his time as president.

However, since he has admitted to authorizing torture, human rights groups around the world have organized and filed petitions for his arrest. The Miami Herald reports:

The New York based Center for Constitutional Rights said Saturday that European human rights groups had compiled a 2,500-page Convention Against Torture complaint against Bush, seeking to trigger it once he set foot onto Swiss soil.

CCR, a law firm led by New York civil rights lawyer Michael Ratner, has for years filed a series of mixed-result lawsuits against Bush administration policies, alleging civil liberties and human rights abuses in its detention, rendition and warrantless wiretapping policies.

“The message from civil society is clear,” it said in a statement. “If you’re a torturer, be careful in your travel plans. It’s a slow process for accountability, but we keep going.”

And Yahoo! reports:

The rights group World Organisation Against Torture (OMCT) this week called on Swiss authorities to open an investigation into Bush as former commander-in-chief of US forces if he sets foot on Swiss soil.

The Geneva-based OMCT on Thursday released a letter it sent to Swiss President and Foreign Minister Micheline Calmy-Rey to underline Switzerland’s obligations under domestic law and the UN Convention Against Torture.

It said that “all information suggests” that Bush “authorised, knew and acquiesced into the practices that constitute the crime of torture.”

The United States government will never hold Bush accountable for his crimes, but maybe if he’s not careful, a country with respect for international laws against torture will arrest him and hold him accountable.

DeVotchKa video from new album, 100 Lovers

This is the video for the song “100 Other Lovers.”  The album will be released on March 1st.

DeVotchKa starts its tour February 12th in their home town of Denver and will be in Seattle at the Paramount Theater on March 5th. The Paramount? I first saw these guys several years ago when they opened for Jim White at The Tractor Tavern. Since then they have moved to bigger venues like Neumo’s and the Showbox, but the Paramount? Can’t wait for their stadium tour…

Chinese New Year – Year of the Rabbit

Speaking of rabbits, Happy Chinese New Year!  Today begins year 4709, the year of the Rabbit.

Binky from Life in Hell

People born in a year of the rabbit are:

…private individuals, a bit introverted and withdrawn. People e born into this sign would rather work behind-the-scenes instead of being the center of attention in any situation. Do not misunderstand…the Rabbit is not a recluse. In fact, he is a reasonably friendly individual who enjoys the company of a group of good friends whether at a business dinner or a holiday party. Rabbits just like to be a part of the gang as opposed to the leader of it.

…are quite calm people who do not exhibit aggressive behavior and will avoid confrontation at all costs. When angry about something, a Rabbit will approach it calmly and considerately, hardly ever raising his voice or becoming visibly annoyed. Because of their serenity, Rabbits seem to miss things, whether they are confrontational in nature or not. However, the Rabbit is quite keen and pays close attention to the situations developing around him. He is intelligent and quick and can talk himself in or out of most situations with no problem.

…classy and sophisticated, and can be found adorning one of the latest fashion magazine cover looks. Rabbits also like artistic ventures, such as painting and music and are generally quite present in these worlds. They love top express themselves, which is evident when joining them at home for a function or a cup of coffee.

Rabbit years of the past century:  1999, 1987, 1975, 1963, 1951, 1939, 1927, 1915, and 1903.

Road Kill Rabbit Fricassee

I do love ordering a tasty rabbit entree when I see it on a menu because I never get to eat it at home.  My wife and kids think eating a rabbit is evil.  I have seen a few dead rabbits on the side of the road and as much as I love eating them, I’ve never thought about stopping the car to pick one up, take it home, and eat it.

Someone has thought about it and actually done just that.  Here’s and excerpt from a Slate article titled “Does this Rabbit Taste Like Tires?” by Catherine Price:

It really was a good-looking rabbit. Shiny coat, sleek body, glassy eyes—only its mangled back leg hinted at its violent cause of death. My husband Peter and I had come across this rabbit on a trip to a bird sanctuary in Gridley, Calif. It was lying in the middle of a narrow country road, stretched stiffly across the pavement; Peter swerved slightly to avoid its body.

Peter made a U-turn. When we reached the rabbit, still lying sprawled across the pavement, I refused to get out of the car. Instead, I watched as Peter crouched down to examine the bunny and, with me telling him to only pick it up if it “seemed fresh,” returned holding its stiff body in his hands.

When it comes to road-kill-eating individuals, however, my favorite example is an Englishman named Arthur Boyt, who lives in West Cornwall with his wife, a vegetarian. The 70-year-old retired entomologist and competitive orienteer ate his first piece of road kill—a pheasant—when he was 15 years old, and hasn’t looked back.

At first, Boyt only ate animals you’d find on a restaurant menu—pheasants, rabbits, hares. But eventually he moved on to more adventurous game. Today, he has a stand-alone freezer packed with pieces of animals he’s collected over the years: badger, otter, roe deer, pheasant, partridge, pigeon, rabbit, and even a little bit of cat. “I’ve eaten three dogs,” he told me matter-of-factly, emphasizing that he never kills animals himself. “Two greyhound mixes, and one Labrador retriever. Dog is one of the nicest-tasting meats I’ve ever had.”

[Butchering] It was gruesome. The crunching of bone, the ripping of fur—these are not sounds that I like to associate with dinner. The irony, of course, was that this rabbit likely had a happier life—and a less painful death—than many of the animals whose meat I think nothing of buying from the grocery store. The key difference was that I was involved in the process.

Then they cooked it, “wrapped in prosciutto, sautéed in white wine and butter, and garnished with a sprig of rosemary,” and ate it, and it tasted good, even without one of the best parts, the discarded legs that had been squished by car tires.

For all the gory details of butchering a rabbit and photos that go along with the story, go here.