Shit Bean Coffee and Maggot Cheese

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10 thoughts on “Shit Bean Coffee and Maggot Cheese

  1. Hi,
    The rest of that Wikipedia article about maggot cheese does mention that those maggots can sometimes eat through the intestines of those who eat them. Apparently stomach acid does not kill the larvae as they go through the GI tract.

    I think I’ll pass, too. Blecch!

  2. Gross. What do they mean the cheese isn’t completely toxic if the maggots are still alive?? Maggots live in shit too, but you won’t catch me eating that either!

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  4. I like to leave food out for days on end, including beef and seafood. I would not have a problem eating the maggot cheese. Mmmmm gimme some.

  5. I should start force feeding my cat coffee beans, and sifting through the litter box to see if I can make a few quick bucks. I saw both of those items featured on Andrew Zimmers bizarre foods. I love that show ,..even if I wouldn’t put half of that stuff in my mouth

  6. I thought about writing a research paper on casu marzu but I couldn’t find enough sources. It’s so gross, though. I don’t care what anyone says, I can’t eat cheese some maggot spit on, melted, and the pooped out. Sorry. Disgusting. I heard it doesn’t even taste good. Someone said it’s very sour with a bad after-taste, and another said it’s extremely salty. Yuck. As far as the crap coffee, I’ll pass on that too. Ugh. What are people thinking?? Like you can’t make eating poop sophistacted! Well, supposedly you can. Smh.

  7. Great story! Got me a A+ on my exam, tried that with my rabbit no so good coffe came out. xD

  8. The key here is to wash this dish down with Alpine goat urine. The shit coffee may cause indigestion. The goat urine is very smooth on the system. Now the pygmies from borneo secrete a toxin from boils that surface on their skin. A spoonful of that creamy substance immediately after eating the maggot cheese (aside from serving as a tasty desert) will help keep everything you’ve ingested from coming up and ruining the nutritional benefits of your meal. However, if the meal does come back up.. the great thing about it is that this mixed combination will form yet another meal (once cooled of course). Bon Appetit!

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