I’m not sure how they’re not being laughed off the set of every news program they appear on, but what gives the Republicans the power to criticize Barrack Obama for all of the things they felt were so pants-wetteningly exciting about Ronald Reagan? He was a fucking movie actor who could speak well to a [...]
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The Best Of The Colbert Report
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Release Date: 2007-11-06
It appears Amazon is not responding to my requests, Dave.
Evangelicals and Israel - A relationship wrought in the fires of Hell
Published by July 25th, 2008 in Miscellaneous. 0 CommentsI get a shiver down my spine when I think about what’s going on with this full-boar support of all things Israel from the right wing nuts in this country.
Technorati Tags: Evangelicals, israel, lieberman, reverend hagee
One of these two seems presidential. One of them seems senile and ridiculous. Seriously, what’s wrong with John McCain? Did he ingest Tetrodotoxin? If so, where did he get it? Did someone introduce it surreptitiously or was it a conscious choice on the part of the McCain campaign? These questions may never be answered.
Dear Freind.
It is imparatev that you read this emali from TOp to POTTOM. We can not as a cpountry afford to allow a mulms American to vote as PRESIDENT. HE will doestory AMERICA and instate FULL SHANIA LAW on our CHRISTION NATION! THIS is a call to arms.
I have started a list from a PATROITEC [...]
Clearwire has always claimed a 256kb/s upload speed. Not bad if all of your upstream traffic is related to requesting a web page or sending an email. But when you start using Flickr, Picasa, or, god forbid, YouTube, that trickle is woefully inadequate. But Clearwire doesn’t care. They got you to sign up for two years, idiot.
Scott McClellan is still a cowardly little weasel.
Published by May 29th, 2008 in Miscellaneous. 1 CommentI’m glad the story is finally getting out, but imagine the impact of a standing administration official resigning, not with admirable platitudes and praise for his employer, but with a sharp rebuke.
“I’m resigning because I no longer have faith in my ability to give the American people the information necessary to support their faith in [...]
Last week in politics
Published by May 20th, 2008 in Election 2008, Humor, Middle East, Politics, War and al Qaeda. 0 CommentsFirst, honk if you like bumper sticker politics:
1. GWB tells Israel that Obama is going to cause the next holocaust.
2. Hard Ball host Chris Matthews challenges a loud-mouthed, flock-jock, talk(ing points) radio host and republican party line parrot to back up his words with a little substance. I swear to god I haven’t seen this [...]
Why it’s good luck to wear your underwear inside out
Published by May 13th, 2008 in Panties. 0 CommentsThe cool thing about it is that now you get to wear that pair twice. Here’s why:
1st time you wear them, and they’re inside out: Say you get in an accident and someone notices you have your panties on inside out. You’re dying and the priest who’s giving you last rights asks you to confess [...]
Other rights you don’t have to show a picture ID to enjoy
Published by April 29th, 2008 in Miscellaneous and Politics. 0 CommentsThese are the first twenty-five I could think of off the top of my head. My second exercise was to go down this list and quickly ascertain which of them, under certain circumstances, I would give up in order to protect my privacy, my autonomy, or simply because I appreciate the freedom more than I care [...]
Apple TV’s 32nd Anniversary Announcement
Published by April 1st, 2008 in Humor, Panties and Technology. 1 CommentQuietly this weekend, Apple, Inc., released a minor update to its so-far disappointing Apple TV software. The update, delivered around 3 o’clock Saturday morning, was quietly announced in a press release on ReutersYE (Youth Education). The computer maker and self-described New Media Darling has struggled to make the Apple TV, once known as the iTV [...]
