Conversation at a Urinal
August 29th, 2008
Friday, August 29th at Seattle’s Tractor Tavern following an extraordinarily entertaining show by Slim Cessna’s Auto Club:
Him: Can you believe this?
Me: Huh?
Him: Peeing in a trough. You and me peeing in the same trough like animals. I mean really, can you imagine a row of vaginas lined up to pee here?
Me: Uh… no.
Him: Right. It’s disgusting. Me peeing. You peeing. Me smelling your pee and you smelling mine.
Me: Can you tell the difference?
Him: No. Am I supposed to?
Me: Just checking.
Him: It’s disgusting. Really is… Fuckers.
Shakes and leaves.
What was Larry Craig doing in Seattle?