Comments on: $130k insurance claim after mosquito accidently collides with Canadian

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:14:38 +0000

“Seppuk-you”

HAHAHA…I love it.

By: Administrator

Administrator — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:09:27 +0000

Hey dipswitch-

I just checked in Human Resources. Nobody’s ever heard of you. No record of you being hired, nothing.

So, while it was nice having you here as our spell checker, you are fired. Can I even do that if you never really worked here? Of course I can, I am the boss.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Hey sandspeck, get this oshiri outta here!

-Admin

By: ばか外人

ばか外人 — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:40:29 +0000

おもしろいね。

By: vladykins

vladykins — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:21:06 +0000

“Hey! You jerks are ruining my google placement. Knock it off before I commit … oh, what’s the word for harikari only you do it to another person? ”

That would be ’seppuk-you’!

By: harakiri

harakiri — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:15:13 +0000

Hey! You jerks are ruining my google placement. Knock it off before I commit … oh, what’s the word for harikari only you do it to another person?

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:41:49 +0000

What’s with all the volunteer copy editors? This is almost as funny as the article itself.

By: Administrator

Administrator — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:36:52 +0000

dipswitch-

Thanks for the spell checking. I have edited the comment to correct the typo.

I was not aware that we had ‘hired’ an editor. I am often left in the dark on these types of decisions.

Nonetheless, thank you for your dedication so far. Please let me know if you find any additional typos in our website. We would like to get them all fixed by the end of the week. While some may feel this is an aggressive goal, I can see by your determination and work ethic that this should not be a problem. While reviewing the site, you may find that sometimes our content does not read as smoothly as we would like. Perhaps you could advise us on how to improve the flow of our stories.

Your noble service to the entire world will not go unnoticed.

-admin

PS- If you are the last to leave at night, please turn down the thermostat but leave the light on.

By: SevenT

SevenT — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:36:42 +0000

Almost, they strain at a gnat!!

By: dipswitch

dipswitch — Thu, 17 May 2007 08:40:08 +0000

it’s not nom de plum.
unless you wanna name your plums

it’s nom de plume.
plume which means feather

By: harikari

harikari — Thu, 17 May 2007 05:50:33 +0000

Hey Sandspeck- Thanks for having my back on this one. Here is what I know about "harikari": 1. It is the name of an all-female band from the '80s. 2. It is the gaijin way of saying "seppuku" or "harakiri" 3. It is the name of this website. 4. It is my nom de ~~plum~~plume. So, it looks like we are all correct here, including the fact that b. is a total oshiri. -harikari

By: Sandspeck

Sandspeck — Thu, 17 May 2007 04:43:19 +0000

Actually it is correct that this site is Harikari. But I think the other guy was thinking you meant Harakiri which obviously you didn’t. That guy is a dumb oshiri!

By: harikari

harikari — Thu, 17 May 2007 04:22:32 +0000

b.-

No, I think you mean “Seppuku”.

Harikari is correct, as it is most definitely the name of this website.

-harikari

By: b.

b. — Thu, 17 May 2007 04:07:22 +0000

i think you meant “harakiri”.