The cool thing about it is that now you get to wear that pair twice. Here’s why:
1st time you wear them, and they’re inside out: Say you get in an accident and someone notices you have your panties on inside out. You’re dying and the priest who’s giving you last rights asks you to confess all your sins. Toward the end of your list, he looks at you and says, “and, my dear, you’ve worn those panties two days in a row. all you did was turn them inside out so you could get away with it.” You can honestly say “no, it was dark. I, I, sputter, put them on straight out of the laundry and didn’t know…arrrrr*cough*gasp.”
2nd time you wear them (obviously the first scenario didn’t happen if this case ever comes): You get into an accident and they strip you down to put a tourniquet on your gushing femoral. They don’t even notice the dirty undies since they’re soaked in blood and whatever else might be coming out of you at the moment. And since they’re right side out, there’s really no question as to their cleanliness.
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