Ascendancy of the Dark Lord
Tomorrow our glorious leader will take it up the ass instead of us.
President Bush will undergo a “routine” colonoscopy Saturday…
Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.
The last time Bush had colon and rectal cancer surveillance was on June 29, 2002. Doctors then advised him to have another colonoscopy in five years.
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Snow said that because president will be under the effects of anesthesia, he once again has elected to implement Section 3 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution. Cheney will serve as acting president until Bush notifies authorities that he is ready to reassume his powers.
It’s not unusual for a man Bush’s age to undergo routine colonoscopy exams. What’s unusual is that they are actually following the rules outlined in the Constitution.
So if you feel a sudden icy chill shoot up your spine early tomorrow morning, don’t be alarmed. It’s just the Dark Lord assuming power for what we hope is a very brief period of time.
What harm could he possibly do in a couple of hours? Oh… maybe start a war against Iran. No big deal.
Good god. We need someone to throw that god damned ring into the crack of doom ASAP.