Donald Trump Fat Shamed Alicia Machado and then gets Fat Shamed by Timothy Egan

Donald Trump Fat Shamed Alicia Machado and then gets Fat Shamed by Timothy Egan

Donald Trump fat shamed his 1996 Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado, and Hillary Clinton used his own demeaning words to bait him into a trap.

This exchange during Monday night’s debate obviously caught him off guard:

CLINTON: And one of the worst things he said was about a woman in a beauty contest. He loves beauty contests, supporting them and hanging around them. And he called this woman “Miss Piggy.” Then he called her “Miss Housekeeping,” because she was Latina. Donald, she has a name.

TRUMP: Where did you find this? Where did you find this?

CLINTON: Her name is Alicia Machado.

TRUMP: Where did you find this?

CLINTON: And she has become a U.S. citizen, and you can bet…

TRUMP: Oh, really?

CLINTON: … she’s going to vote this November.

Well played Hillary. Donald Trump of course had to respond by saying “[Machado] was the worst we ever had. The worst, the absolute worst”. And “She was the winner, and, you know, she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem. We had a real problem. Not only that, her attitude, and we had a real problem with her.”

Well Timothy Egan had a problem with Donald Trump, and flipped the fat-shaming back at him:

So, in the spirit of the discourse that Trump has brought us to, let’s objectify the Republican nominee on his terms. This guy is fat. Bigly. He’s got an extra chin, a gut you wouldn’t want to see riding above a bathing suit, and a rear that serves no purpose but ballast.

At 6-foot-2, the height that he has long given profile writers, Trump weighs 236 pounds, he told Dr. Oz. Not quite Taftian — he ballooned to 354 pounds by his inauguration in 1909 — but not healthy, either. By government guidelines, Trump is obese. In a weasel move to avoid that classification, Trump now says he is 6-foot-3, which makes him merely overweight. How he grew an inch, at the age of 70, is a story that has escaped his hagiographers at Fox.

Trump’s ducktail hairdo, colored in a hue unknown to nature, is a complicated comb-over inspired by Dr. Seuss. He wears a silly cap at outdoor rallies to keep the nest in place. It makes him look like “the warm-up guy,” Garrison Keillor wrote, “the guy who announces the license number of the car left in the parking lot, doors locked, lights on, motor running.”

His fingers, as Spy magazine first noted decades ago, are unusually short. At 7.25 inches from the tip of his middle finger to the wrist (according to sleuthing by investigative reporters), Trump’s hands are smaller than 85 percent of American men. No surprise he lies about that as well. “Look at these hands,” he said during a debate earlier this year, holding the dwarf-size digits up for all to see. “Are they small hands?”

And that reminded me of this photo I took of the “Naked Trump” statue that was placed in four cities around the country, including Seattle. This one was saved from the Seattle Department of Transportation and moved from the street to inside a shop named “No Parking on Pike”.

Naked Trump at No Parking on Pike
Naked Trump at No Parking on Pike

Except I think they made his hands a little too big.

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