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Foley’s Follies – Top 10 IM don’ts

October 2nd, 2006

Top 10 things that should never be a part of any IM conversation with an underage person:

10. Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
9. Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
8. Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
7. Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
6. Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
5. Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
4. Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
3. Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
2. Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
1. Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Former Representative Mark Foley appears to be a sexual predator and a pedophile. The above was gleaned from a transcript of a single IM conversation on the ABC News website.

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  1. October 2nd, 2006 at 13:44 | #1

    It’s weird how something so sick can be so funny at the same time…

  2. October 2nd, 2006 at 18:10 | #2

    Maybe this is Rove’s October Surprise…

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