So has the latest Israel/Lebanon war got you down? Are the Holy Wars making you a wee bit anxious?
War here. War there. People killing people everywhere.
Relax…
Some people see it as cause for celebration. All this death and destruction is glorious! They say:
I am excited beyond words that the struggle of this life may be over soon and I can finally be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
and…
Something inside me is exploding to get out, and I don’t know what it is. It’s kind of like I want to do cartwheels around the neighborhood.
Read it and other batshit crazy quotes at Harper’s.
I must not think bad thoughts…
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