John McCain is making me feel embarrassed
I’m still glad the republicans finally came to their senses and nominated someone outside of the evangelical pandering, legislated morality spectrum, but when I announced internally that this was going to be a well fought, ethical, and thought provoking election cycle, I was projecting a misguided and gullible sense of who I really wanted McCain to be, right in lock-step with media accounts, into a void left in the spot in my brain I had reserved for the information I desperately lack regarding John McCain’s qualifications to be the next president of the United States.
So here, for the future of all that is good for children and families and cute little puppies…ENDANGERED puppies, I give you John McCain:
This is creepy. But only slightly creepier than the actual planned appearance it’s based on, made by McCain in a controlled setting and in front of a chosen audience.
Now let’s play a game. Each of these two is not like the other!
1. This is what appeared all day monday on all major networks. Different hosts, different sets, same weird, creepy persona and robotic talking points:
2. And then here’s Barrack Obama:
One of these two seems presidential. One of them seems senile and ridiculous. Seriously, what’s wrong with John McCain? Did he ingest Tetrodotoxin? If so, where did he get it? Did someone introduce it surreptitiously or was it a conscious choice on the part of the McCain campaign? These questions may never be answered.
