Mitt Quits
February 7th, 2008
Mitt Romney said he called it quits today because, “If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.”
What he really meant to say was that he realized Americans weren’t too keen on electing a racist, homophobic, free-market, war mongering, income-tax hating, millionaire businessman for president.
