Creator of the fake boarding pass generator appears to be in big trouble

Ever wonder if the security at airports is sufficient to stop a trained terrorist? Is the ban on liquids over 3 oz. really keeping us safe? Do I really need to take off my shoes to have them xrayed?

A friend of mine accidentally attempted to go through airport security in Seattle last weekend, with a knife. I don’t know all of the details, but if you normally carry a knife, I would be sure to double check everything before going through security. The TSA seems to be quite serious about these sorts of things.

Meanwhile, in a different city, my girlfriend and I were trying to fly back to Seattle. TSA was announcing every few minutes that “All liquids and gels must be less than 3oz in volume and all must be placed in a quart size ziplock bag. If you do not have a ziplock bag, they are for sale at the gift shop in Concourse 1.” Although I was curious as to how much a single ziplock bag from a gift shop would set me back, I did not have the desire to walk a half mile to the other concourse. Fortunately, I was able to get one from the ticket counter. What if I had 6-3oz. containers?

This really doesn’t make sense. But we are a nation living in fear, so it is not surprising. If a terrorist or anyone else for that matter really wanted to do harm, the TSA is not going to stop them. There are of course many people, like myself, who believe that airline security is more about perception than security.

One such person is Christopher Soghoian , a Ph.d. student who spends alot of his time traveling and thinking about airport security. One, funny at the time, idea that he came up with was the creation of a “fake boarding pass generator”. I discovered his tale on the Wired.com blog of 27B Stroke 6.
His theory appears to capitalize upon a weakness that Senator Charles Schumer of NY first spoke about in this February 2005 press release:

Schumer today laid out the following scenario in which someone on the terrorist watch list can get through airline security undetected:

1. Joe Terror (whose name is on the terrorist watch list) buys a ticket online in the name of Joe Thompson using a stolen credit card. Joe Thompson is not listed on the terrorist watch list.

2. Joe Terror then prints his “Joe Thompson” boarding pass at home, and then electronically alters it (either by scanning or altering the original image, depending on the airline system and the technology he uses at home) to create a second almost identical boarding pass under the name Joe Terror, his name.

3. Joe Terror then goes to the airport and goes through security with his real ID and the FAKE boarding pass. The name and face match his real drivers license. The airport employee matches the name and face to the real ID.

4. The TSA guard at the magnetometer checks to make sure that the boarding pass looks legitimate as Joe Terror goes through. He/she does not scan it into the system, so there is still no hint that the name on the fake boarding pass is not the same as the name on the reservation.

5. Joe Terror then goes through the gate into his plane using the real Joe Thompson boarding pass for the gate’s computer scanner. He is not asked for ID again to match the name on the scanner, so the fact that he does not have an ID with that name does not matter. [Since Joe Thompson doesn’t actually exist it does not coincide with a name on the terrorist watch list] Joe Terror boards the plane, no questions asked.

Chris figured that the best way to change the system would be to call attention to this weakness. He did this by creating a fake boarding pass generator. This generator would create an authentic looking Northwest Airline boarding pass in any name. A sample boarding pass is below. The Washington Post has a screen shot of the generator before the site was taken down and further discussion on their blog.

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While I can see the humor in this and the fact that he most certainly did not intend to actually use this for illegal purposes, I doubt he had any idea who was outside when there was a knock a couple days ago…

As reported on BoingBoing, he was visited by the FBI who “had a few questions” for him.

After the interview he was quite shaken and decided to spend the night at an undisclosed location. This morning, upon returning home, he found his apartment totally ransacked with a search warrant on the table.

On Chris’ blog at slightparanoia.blogspot.com recounts the tale:

I came back today, to find the glass on the front door smashed.

Inside, is a rather ransacked home, a search warrant taped to my kitchen table, a total absence of computers – and various other important things. I have no idea what time they actually performed the search, but the warrant was approved at 2AM. I’m sincerely glad I wasn’t in bed when they raided the house. That would have been even more scary.

And he posted a copy of the warrant.

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I wonder how this will all turn out. Will the government make an ‘example’ out of him? And even if they do attempt to make an example out of him, chances are his case would crumble like so many other cases before him.

October Surprise for 2006

So, here we are at the start of October and I am wondering what brainiac Karl Rove has planned for this year’s midterm elections. According to Newsmax.com, last month he promised political insiders an “October Surprise”.

He has made similar promises in the past. In 2004, he told Sean Hannity that he had a “few surprises”. Hmmm. So, what was this mastermind able to come up with?

I have only been able to come up with 2 items that are attributed to the ‘October Surprise’ of 2004. The first is the Osama Bin Laden video that was aired right before the elections. I don’t really buy that he was responsible for this, although it is quite possible that the tape had been sitting around the CIA, waiting for the right time to air. The second is an article written in the Washington Times that stated:

U.N. ambassadors from several nations are disputing assertions by Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry that he met for hours with all members of the U.N. Security Council just a week before voting in October 2002 to authorize the use of force in Iraq.

Wow.

I sure hope ‘Turd Blossom’ can figure out a way to top that.

Here are my current predictions of Karl Rove’s big October Surprise:

10. The announcement that the Democrats founded the Ku Klux Klan. (No, wait, that already happened.)
9. Saddam Hussein (guilty verdict, implicates Clinton Administration)
8. An announcement that torture works and just saved over 10 million lives in Los Angeles, New York, and/or Chicago
7. A proposed tax cut of some sort (targeted at a specific demographic key to the elections)
6. A sudden drop in gas prices (until about mid November)
5. Bill Clinton is still having extramarital affairs (casting doubt on the moral integrity of Democrats)
4. Iran found to be planning an attack on US or Israel
3. Hugo Chavez is linked to narcotics trafficking and named on the FBI’s most wanted list
2.Osama Bin Laden (caught, dead, new video)
1. Nothing at all (just oe big ‘Psyche!’)

Ultimately, who knows what Turd Blossom will come up with.

Chocolate Hoffa

So what do FBI agents snack on while searching for Jimmy Hoffa’s
remains?

Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes

Why Jimmy Hoffa cupcakes of course.

They are on sale now in Milford, Michigan where the FBI tore down a thirty-year-old farmhouse today so they can search beneath it for Jimmy Hoffa’s remains.

The FBI got the tip on Hoffa’s whereabouts from 75-year-old man serving a 10-year prison term for marijuana smuggling.

New York Times story and photo here.

Forbidden Words Obscure the Truth

On June 14th, Senator Dick Durbin had the courage to speak the Truth when he stood before the Senate and said:

When you read some of the graphic descriptions of what has occurred here [at Guantanamo Bay]–I almost hesitate to put them in the [Congressional] Record, and yet they have to be added to this debate. Let me read to you what one FBI agent saw. And I quote from his report:

On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair, food or water. Most times they urinated or defecated on themselves, and had been left there for 18-24 hours or more. On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold. . . . On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees. The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night. On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor.

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime–Pol Pot or others–that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.

Naturally, anyone who thinks it is treasonous to criticize the actions of American soldiers or special agents-even if the evidence clearly supports allegations of torture-seized upon the words “Nazis,” “Soviets,” “gulags,” and “Pol Pot” and demanded an apology from Durbin. The critics from right and left objected to his comparison of American military personnel to that of murderous regimes of the past. Never mind that prisoners have been brutally murdered by Americans at Guantanamo. Never mind that the torture Durbin described actually took place. None of that mattered. What mattered was the comparison. The comparison, not the torture, is what they found so despicable.

Durbin held his ground and released this statement the next day:

This administration should apologize to the American people for abandoning the Geneva Conventions and authorizing torture techniques that put our troops at risk and make Americans less secure.

Of course he was right to ask for an apology from the Bush Administration. After all, it was the Administration that put the policies in place that led to the atrocities he described the day before. The critics weren’t satisfied though, because he had used the word “Nazi” in his remarks the day before and, as Jon Stewart pointed out last Thursday, one should never ever invoke the name Hitler or use the word Nazi, because everything one says before and after using those forbidden words will be summarily dismissed.

Okay, so it would have been smarter for Durbin to have said something like “Sadly, this was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners. Their actions are not representative of the America I know-the America that stands for liberty, freedom and human rights. The use of torture by Americans against the detainees at Guantanamo Bay is known around the world and, as a result, we may never recover our good reputation again.” Who knows? If he had made his remarks without using the forbidden words, perhaps his colleagues would have focused on the point he was trying to make and supported him. Alas, he didn’t say it that way, so the critics kept after him.

Donald Rumsfeld on a Fox News Radio show tried to equate the comment with actress Jane Fonda calling U.S. soldiers war criminals during a visit to North Vietnam in 1972. Never mind that Jane Fonda was right when she pointed out that some of the U.S. soldiers in Vietnam were war criminals. Damn her for saying it! Damn the Truth!

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley chimed in with “I think it’s a disgrace to say that any man or woman in the military would act like that.” Never mind that men and women in the U.S. Military actually did “act like that.” Damn Richard Durbin for saying it! Damn him!

By yesterday, Durbin couldn’t take the pressure anymore and issued this apology for his remarks: “Some may believe that my remarks crossed the line,” the Illinois Democrat said. “To them I extend my heartfelt apologies.” And speaking about the soldiers, he added, “They’re the best. I never, ever intended any disrespect for them.”

Never mind that some of the soldiers clearly aren’t “the best.” Some of our soldiers torture the prisoners and beat the crap out of them. Some twenty or thirty have been beaten to death. Sorry, disrespect for the soldiers is not allowed. “Support the Troops!” They do no wrong! They’re just carrying out their orders. Whatever they are told must be right, because Bush and his Administration can do no wrong. If they get a lawyer to define torture in such a way that excludes the acts Durbin described last Tuesday, so be it. Never mind what independent Human Rights organizations like the Red Cross or Amnesty International have to say about it. All that matters is that NOBODY EVER SLIPS UP AND COMPARES AMERICAN SOLDIERS TO NAZIS. Got that?

John McCain got it when he said, “All of us, I believe, who have had the opportunity to serve in public life from time to time have said things that we deeply regret. I know that I have. I would like to say that the senator from Illinois, he did the right thing, the courageous thing, and I believe we can put this issue behind us.”

And Barack Obama added “[Durbin] has established himself as one of the people in this chamber who cares deeply about our veterans and about our troops.”

So… everything is okay now that Senator Durbin has apologized and we can all politely ignore what he said last Tuesday. None of it could possibly be true anyway, because he broke the rule and used forbidden words.