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Glenn Beck’s “Restoring America” Rally as covered by Mr. Hitchens and Mr. Fish

August 31st, 2010

Christopher Hitchens gets to the heart of it with these words from a Slate column titled “White Fright:”

In a rather curious and confused way, some white people are starting almost to think like a minority, even like a persecuted one. What does it take to believe that Christianity is an endangered religion in America or that the name of Jesus is insufficiently spoken or appreciated? Who wakes up believing that there is no appreciation for our veterans and our armed forces and that without a noisy speech from Sarah Palin, their sacrifice would be scorned? It’s not unfair to say that such grievances are purely and simply imaginary, which in turn leads one to ask what the real ones can be. The clue, surely, is furnished by the remainder of the speeches, which deny racial feeling so monotonously and vehemently as to draw attention.

Mr. Fish doesn’t need words.

Red, White and Boo

And take a look at this video that was embedded in the Hitchens column. 

This guy looks like he’s trying to be Benjamin Franklin, but he’s no Benjamin Franklin.

Benjamin Franklin was enlightend.  This guy is not.  Neither are most of the other people interviewed in this video.

Jon Stewart Impersonates Glenn Beck

March 19th, 2010

Last night’s Daily Showwas a little different.  Instead of the show starting with Jon behind his desk, he was stood center stage to do his impersonation of Glenn Beck and announce to the world that he was infected with cancerous progressivism.

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After the introduction, he continued his Beck impersonation for another thirteen minutes complete with blackboard diagrams, nonsensical word dissections, and just the right amount of batshit craziness.

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The Lunatic Fringe

August 11th, 2009

For a quick summary of all the crazy talk coming from the stars of the Lunatic Fringe and their equally impassioned but uninformed devoted followers, go to Salon.com and read this week’s edition of This Modern World.

Michael Scheuer and Glenn Beck Wish for Bin Laden to Destroy America

July 1st, 2009

A frame from the June 16th edition of This Modern World:

Ha that’s funny!  Because like even though some crazy conservatives might actually think that, they wouldn’t actually say it out loud, would they?

Michael Scheuer on Glenn Beck’s show last night:

Transcript:

Scheuer: The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States. Because it’s going to take a grass-roots, bottom-up pressure. Because these politicians prize their office, prize the praise of the media and the Europeans. It’s an absurd situation again. Only Osama can execute an attack which will force Americans to demand that their government protect them effectively, consistently, and with as much violence as necessary.

Beck: Which is why, I was thinking this weekend, if I were him, that would be the last thing I would do right now.

Why do conservatives hate America so much? Why do they think it must be destroyed before they can save it?

For a whole lot more of Michael Scheuer’s batshit crazy analysis, read this column he wrote for the Washington Post that ends with:

…The Republicans do not have the votes to stop Obama, and the world will not be safer for America because the president abandons interrogations to please his party’s left wing and the European pacifists it so admires. Both are incorrigibly anti-American, oppose the use of force in America’s defense and — like Obama — naively believe that the West’s Islamist foes can be sweet-talked into a future alive with the sound of kumbaya.

So if the above worst-case scenario ever comes to pass, Americans will have at least two things from which to take solace, even after the loss of major cities and tens of thousands of countrymen. First, they will know that their president believes that those losses are a small price to pay for stopping interrogations and making foreign peoples like us more. And second, they will see Osama bin Laden’s shy smile turn into a calm and beautiful God-is-Great grin.

Michael Scheuer is an ex CIA man and he worked again as Special Advisor to the Chief of the bin Laden unit from September 2001 to November 2004.   He now works as a news analyst for CBS News.  I wonder how much longer he’ll have that job…

UPDATE:  Daily Show coverage of this story here.

Revving Up the Right-Wing Hate Machine

June 12th, 2009

Paul Krugman wrote about right-wing, hate-filled extremists in his column “The Big Hate” for The New York Times today.  In it he references a report released by the Office of Intelligence and Analysis, an office of the Department of Homeland Security, that was released last April.

Here are three key points from the report titled, Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment:

Threats from white supremacist and violent antigovernment groups during 2009 have been largely rhetorical and have not indicated plans to carry out violent acts. Nevertheless, the consequences of a prolonged economic downturn-including real estate foreclosures, unemployment, and an inability to obtain credit-could create a fertile recruiting environment for rightwing extremists and even result in confrontations between such groups and government authorities similar to those in the past.

Rightwing extremists have capitalized on the election of the first African American president, and are focusing their efforts to recruit new members, mobilize existing supporters, and broaden their scope and appeal through propaganda, but they have not yet turned to attack planning.

Proposed imposition of firearms restrictions and weapons bans likely would attract new members into the ranks of rightwing extremist groups, as well as potentially spur some of them to begin planning and training for violence against the government. The high volume of purchases and stockpiling of weapons and ammunition by rightwing extremists in anticipation of restrictions and bans in some parts of the country continue to be a primary concern to law enforcement.

And here are excerpts from Krugman’s column:

There is, however, one important thing that the D.H.S. report didn’t say: Today, as in the early years of the Clinton administration but to an even greater extent, right-wing extremism is being systematically fed by the conservative media and political establishment.

And at this point, whatever dividing line there was between mainstream conservatism and the black-helicopter crowd seems to have been virtually erased.

Exhibit A for the mainstreaming of right-wing extremism is Fox News’s new star, Glenn Beck. Here we have a network where, like it or not, millions of Americans get their news – and it gives daily airtime to a commentator who, among other things, warned viewers that the Federal Emergency Management Agency might be building concentration camps as part of the Obama administration’s “totalitarian” agenda (although he eventually conceded that nothing of the kind was happening).

What will the consequences be? Nobody knows, of course, although the analysts at Homeland Security fretted that things may turn out even worse than in the 1990s – that thanks, in part, to the election of an African-American president, “the threat posed by lone wolves and small terrorist cells is more pronounced than in past years.”

He also commented on an opinion piece for The Washington Times, the bile spewing out of the Republican Party’s main mouthpiece – Rush Limbaugh, and the recent remarks by a new member (new to me anyway) of the lunatic fringe – Jon Voight.

So all you liberals out there, I guess this is really just a warning to watch your back.  You never know who might show up at your next MoveOn.org meeting, environmental group meeting, ACLU function, or even you local library for that matter.

How Dumb is Craig T. Nelson?

June 4th, 2009

Dumb because he agreed to ba a guest on Glenn Beck’s show, and dumber because this clip makes Dauber look like the smart one. 

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I guess his role on Coach wasn’t an act after all.

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Yes, Waterboarding is Torture, so says Erich “Mancow” Muller

May 22nd, 2009

Everybody who doesn’t know already wants to know if waterboarding is torture.  They simply aren’t satisfied with what our own courts have decided or what Jesse Ventura said on the Larry King show not long ago:

Larry King: You were a Navy S.E.A.L.

Jesse Ventura: Yes, and I was waterboarded [in training] so I know…It is torture…I’ll put it to you this way: You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

Nope.  They have to figure it out for themselves.

Today was Mancow’s turn.  He agreed to subject himself to waterboarding thinking he could tell all his listeners that it’s really no big deal.  Some water on the face… a little up the nose… no big deal.  Well, here’s how it went down:

Listeners had the chance to decide whether Mancow himself or his co-host, Chicago radio personality Pat Cassidy, would undergo the interrogation method during the broadcast.  The voters ultimately decided Mancow would be the one donning the soaked towel and shackles, and at about 8:40 a.m., he entered a small storage room next to his studio that was compared to a “dungeon” by Cassidy.

“The average person can take this for 14 seconds,” Marine Sergeant Clay South answered, adding, “  He’s going to wiggle, he’s going to scream, he’s going to wish he never did this.”
 
With a Chicago Fire Department paramedic on hand,  Mancow was placed on a 7-foot long table, his legs were elevated, and his feet were tied up.  
 
Turns out the stunt wasn’t so funny. Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop.  He only lasted 6 or 7 seconds.
 
“It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that’s no joke,” Mancow said, likening it to a time when he nearly drowned as a child.  “It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back…It was instantaneous…and I don’t want to say this: absolutely torture.

Okay then… another convert.  WATERBOARDING IS TORTURE! 

Oh but they say it’s not if it’s not for very long.  How long is that?  Six or seven seconds and Mancow saw the light.  Watch the video on The Huffington Post.

Next up?  I nominate Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney (although he is not human, so it would not affect him like it did Mancow), Donald Rumsfeld, John Yoo, and Stephen Bradbury.  Line them up in their orange jumpsuits.  There’s plenty of water to go around and there are Marine seargents ready and waiting to torture the assholes that authorized it.

H.L. Mencken and the Problem with Simple Solutions

April 14th, 2009
“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.”  – H. L. Mencken

I think he’s right about that.

The simpletons in the oppositon party continue to demand simple answers:  Cut taxes for the rich!  Stop spending money to help people!  Spend more to blow things up!  Kill the Pirates!!!!

As long as those remaining in the Republican Party continue to watch FOX News and listen to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, they won’t even try to understand the problems or the solutions.  They’ll just get crazier and crazier

But I’m looking forward to some muddy, difficult, and correct solutions to the many complex problems we face today. 

A HariKari Week in Review

April 10th, 2009

It’s been a very busy week (that job thing again…) so I have not had much time to write much about anything, but I have been able to read and watch a few things that are of interest, so here’s a quick review with links so you can learn more.

Obama promised transparency but, as Glenn Greenwald reports, his Justice Department is taking the exact same stance towards the Executive Branch’s power to tap our phones and read our emails without warrants as Bush did.  I consider this a MAJOR breach of trust.  We should all be as outraged as Keith Olbermann.  You can go here to tell Obama what you think of his stance on this issue.

Jon Stewart explains to conservatives that they lost, and that yes… “it’s supposed to taste like a shit taco.

He bowed.  Stupid mistake.  What should we do?   Impeach him for breach of protocol?  If our previous president was held to account for such minor lapses, he wouldn’t have lasted a week in office.  Whenever Bush did something stooooopid, his supporters just laughed it off with a “Ha ha ha!  Isn’t that charming?”  Now the Obama haters, the worshippers of Bush, blab for hours on 24-hour news channels about an Obama goof-up that doesn’t warrant more of a comment than “he really shouldn’t have done that.  I’m sure he’ll hear about it from his staff and not do it again.”   (I am looking forward to Jon Stewart’s coverage of it.  It will be funny, and I’ll bet he’ll be done in one minute or less.) 

Glenn Beck is batshit crazy.

Krugman says banking SHOULD be boring. It works better that way.

That’s all…