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Man Shoots his Rocks Off

May 31st, 2010

A lot of attention has been paid recently to “Rocks Off,” the opening track of the recently remastered Stones album, Exile on Main Street.

Well there’s getting your rocks off Mick Jagger style,and then there’s shooting your rocks off Plaxico Burress style

From today’s Seattle Times:

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe’s Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man’s handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent “accidental discharge,” according to Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

“It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,” Sessions said. “I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also had some injuries to his leg and foot.  He was obviously in shock.”

Ouch.  

Lesson:  Never stick a loaded gun in your waistband pointed at your man parts.  Like you didn’t know that already.

UPDATE:  from The Seattle Times, June 4th.

“He says, ‘It was in my waistband, and I felt it starting to slip, reached for it, and I must have positioned my finger so the trigger went off,” Fischer remembered Thursday.

A Lynnwood police report about the incident says the gun was a Glock 30, a compact pistol described by the manufacturer as “the legendary .45 caliber.”

The man had a concealed-weapons permit to carry the gun, said Shannon Sessions, spokeswoman for Lynnwood police.

The Times is not naming the man because no crime was committed.

The report says the man was “joking with staff members” at Harborview Medical Center after medics took him there.

But on Wednesday afternoon, back at his apartment after being released from the hospital Tuesday, he wasn’t in much of a joking mood.

“I’m up. I’m walking. I’m good. I don’t want to talk to you,” he said.

Author: Brad Categories: News Tags: , ,

Alabama Geometry Teacher Plots Angles for Obama Assassination

May 19th, 2010

Story from The Birmingham News:

A Jefferson County teacher picked the wrong example when he used assassinating President Barack Obama as a way to teach angles to his geome­try students.

Someone alerted authorities and the Corner High School math teacher was questioned by the Secret Service, but was not taken into custody or charged with any crime.

“We did not find a credible threat,” said Roy Sexton, special agent in charge of Birmingham’s Secret Service office. “As far as the Secret Service is concerned, we looked into it, we talked to the gentleman and we have closed our investigation.”

The teacher was apparently teaching his geometry students about parallel lines and angles, officials said. He used the example of where to stand and aim if shooting Obama.

“He was talking about angles and said, ‘If you’re in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president,’ ” said Joseph Brown, a senior in the geometry class.

Superintendent Phil Hammonds said the teacher remains at work, and there are no plans for termination.

“We are going to have a long conversation with him about what’s appropriate,” Hammonds said. “It was extremely poor judgment on his part, and a poor choice of words.”

That is a very bad example to use in a geometry lesson, but a very good example of extremely poor judgment.  If the Alabama teacher really wanted to use the killing of a black political figure to teach shooting angles, he probably should have used an historical example, not a hypothetical example using President Obama as a target.

Update: 

[The teacher] has been placed on paid administrative leave and faces possible termination, Superintendent Phil Hammonds said today.

Hammonds said his office has been flooded with phone calls from all over the nation since The Birmingham News reported that Corner High School geometry teacher Gregory Harrison used the assassination example while teaching.

Oh Alabama.
Can I see you
and shake your hand.
Make friends down in Alabama.
I’m from a new land
I come to you
and see all this ruin
What are you doing Alabama?
You got the rest of the union
to help you along
What’s going wrong?
 - Neil Young

Author: Brad Categories: News Tags: , , , ,

Right Wing Wackos Want to Kill Democrats

March 24th, 2010

A while back we had a post about how far-right wingnuts want kill President Obama.  Well now they are pissed off at the Democrats in congress, and they want to kill them too.  MSNBC reports:

At a news conference in Washington, Hoyer said people have yelled that Democratic lawmakers should be put on firing lines and posters have appeared with the faces of lawmakers in the cross hairs of a target.

Gun imagery was used in a posting on the Facebook page of Sarah Palin urging people to organize against 20 House Democrats who voted for the health care bill and whose districts went for the John McCain-Palin ticket two years ago.  Palin’s post featured a U.S. map with circles and cross hairs over the 20 districts.

In audio recordings of voice messages obtained by NBC News and other networks, one caller repeatedly tells Stupak “I hope you die.”

“There are millions of people across the country who wish you ill,” another caller says. “And all of those thoughts projected on you will materialize into something that’s not very good for you.”

A fax with the title “Defecating on Stupak” carried a picture of a gallows with “Bart (SS) Stupak” on it and a noose attached. It was captioned, “All Baby Killers come to unseemly ends Either by the hand of man or by the hand of God.”

And the Washington Post reports that in addition to the fax, Stupak also received a voice mail threatening his life:

…and an anonymous voice mail saying: “You’re dead. We know where you live. We’ll get you.”

And as if that’s not enough,  The New York Times reports:

Representative Louise M. Slaughter, a senior Democrat from New York, received a phone message threatening sniper attacks against lawmakers and their families.

Representative James E. Clyburn of South Carolina, the highest-ranking black lawmaker in the House, said he received an anonymous fax showing the image of a noose.

The Washington Post also reported

Some Democrats, sensing a political opportunity, suggested that Republicans were fanning the anger with their fiery comments in recent days. Several GOP lawmakers stood on the speaker’s balcony at the Capitol overlooking a tea party protest last weekend holding up signs that read “Kill the Bill.” Below them, protesters were yelling “No! No! No!” and “Nancy, you will burn in hell for this!”

And now I must give credit where credit is do.  Some of the Republicans heeded the call and denounced the violence and threats perpetrated by their followers, including House Minority Leader John Boehner:

“…violence and threats are unacceptable.  That’s not the American way.  We need to take that anger and channel it into positive change.”

Maybe he said that because he meant it, or maybe he said it because he is a media whore and he wanted to make the papers and be on TV again.  Ugh.  If he’s on again tomorrow morning, I am going to puke up my yogurt.

Jesus Disciples with Rifles

June 26th, 2009

One might think that a Christian church would be a relatively safe place to visit – that it wouldn’t be full of people carrying guns.  That’s probably true for most churches, but not this oneThe New York Times reports:

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Ken Pagano, the pastor of the New Bethel Church here, is passionate about gun rights. He shoots regularly at the local firing range, and his sermon two weeks ago was on “God, Guns, Gospel and Geometry.”  And on Saturday night, he is inviting his congregation of 150 and others to wear or carry their firearms into the sanctuary to “celebrate our rights as Americans!” as a promotional flier for the “open carry celebration” puts it.

“God and guns were part of the foundation of this country,” Mr. Pagano, 49, said Wednesday in the small brick Assembly of God church, where a large wooden cross hung over the altar and two American flags jutted from side walls. “I don’t see any contradiction in this. Not every Christian denomination is pacifist.”

The bring-your-gun-to-church day, which will include a $1 raffle of a handgun, firearms safety lessons and a picnic, is another sign that the gun culture in the United States is thriving despite, or perhaps because of, President Obama’s election in November.

Mr. Pagano said the church’s insurance company, which he would not identify, had canceled the church’s policy for the day on Saturday and told him that it would cancel the policy for good at the end of the year. If he cannot find insurance for Saturday, people will not be allowed in openly carrying their guns.

…John Phillips, pastor of the Central Church of Christ in Little Rock.  In 1986, Mr. Phillips was preaching in a different church there when a gunman shot him and a parishioner. Both survived, but Mr. Phillips, 51, still has a bullet lodged in his spine.

In a telephone interview, he said he found the idea of “packing in the pew” abhorrent.

“There is a movement afoot across the nation, with the gun lobby pushing the envelope, trying to allow concealed weapons to be carried in places where they used to be prohibited — churches, schools, bars,” Mr. Phillips said.

“I don’t understand how any minister who is familiar with the teachings of the Bible can do this,” he added. “Jesus didn’t say, ‘Go ahead, make my day.’”

Well that’s his opinion, but the congregation of the New Bethel Church knows:


Seriously though, this story reads like an open invitation to a gun nut with a death wish.  I hope it doesn’t turn out that way but, if it does, no amount of insurance will be enough to cover the damage.

Author: Brad Categories: Politics Tags: , , ,

America Held Captive By the Gun Nuts

April 30th, 2007

It’s not like the United States alone in the industrialized world has suffered the tragedy of gun violence such as we experienced recently at Virginia Tech. 

On a spring day in 1996 in Dunblane, Scotland, a former shopkeeper and scout leader, Thomas Hamilton, entered the gymnasium of the elementary school and opened fire.  He was armed with four legally obtained and owned handguns and he shot and killed fifteen children aged 4 and 5 along with their teacher.  One child survived.  Outside he fired on other school buildings and wounded more children and staff before returning to the gym and shooting himself.  One of the wounded children died on arrival at the hospital.  For the sheer horror of it, this incident stands out as the very worst of its kind.

Other countries such as Canada, at the Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal, 1989, and Australia in Port Arthur, Tasmania, in the same year as the Dunblane massacre, have experienced national trauma because of deranged men with guns.  In the Montreal incident fourteen female students were murdered by a man with a legally obtained assault rifle. In the Australian example, where thirty-five tourists at a resort were shot to death by an assailant armed with two assault rifles, the weapons were not legally owned.

What sets America apart from the United Kingdom, Australia and Canada, however, is not merely the frequency with which these events happen, but the responses to them.  After Dunblane, the UK to all intents and purposes banned the private ownership of handguns.  Australia and Canada have  implemented more stringent controls to register firearms, and to regulate their purchase  and storage.  None of these countries has suffered another incident on the same scale.        

Yet in America in the wake of multiple mass shootings at schools, shopping malls and various workplaces, the regulation of firearms is, if anything, weaker now than it was ten years ago.  The National Rifle Association and its supporters love to say that with 14,000 gun laws on the books America doesn’t need any more and that they are, in any case, ineffective except to impede law-abiding gun owners.  The reason, however, is that the vast majority of the laws that are on the books (which presumably counts every state, county and municipal law that relates to guns in the country) are toothless. 

What we need in this country are some tough but fair national laws that mirror the approach of Canada and Australia.  The emphasis should be on putting barriers in place to prevent the acquisition of guns by criminals and nutcases.  This inevitably means some inconvenience, God forbid, to the rest of us.  For example, since we are talking about a lethal weapon here, I see no reason why a potential gun owner should expect to be able to go home with it the same day as though he were buying a lawn mower.  Instead, prospective gun owners should not only be more thoroughly vetted with enhanced criminal and mental health record checks, but should also have to provide character references.  A waiting period should be mandatory.  And if a gun-owner brandishes or uses his (or her) weapon irresponsibly, the privilege of gun ownership should be suspended, in the same way that we might withdraw a motorist’s driving privileges if he has behaved recklessly or dangerously.   

We should more strictly regulate who is authorized to legally sell firearms.  One obvious starting place is to ensure there will be no such thing as the gun show loophole.  And there should be regulation of where and how a firearm can be stored.  One of the reasons it’s so easy to obtain a gun illegally is because huge numbers are stolen every year.  We could at least make it harder for burglars to steal weapons by mandating that they be stored in tough-to-break-into lockboxes.

All of this is pie-in-the-sky of course.  With my British sensibilities, it took me years to realize that a rational debate on common-sense measures to control America’s gun plague is simply impossible here.  The NRA and its sister organizations (some of which, for example the truly wacky Gun Owners of America, are even more fanatical, however impossible that may seem) are part of the reason. 

The American political system gives inordinate power to a well financed one-issue constituency than does a parliamentary democracy.  It’s why we have such a bizarre national policy towards Cuba, driven as it is by right-wing Cuban exiles in the key electoral state of Florida; and it is why in America people who say that the answer to the Virginia Tech tragedy is to arm the students and teachers are actually taken seriously.  The answer, in other words, to America’s awful gun violence is, yes, more guns. 

Nowhere in the industrialized world is it as easy to acquire a gun as in this country. If owning guns made us all safer, you’d think this society would have the lowest homicide rate in the industrialized world rather than highest by a mile.  Well, there we go again, trying to inject rationality into the debate.

Other countries react to mass shootings such as the one at Virginia Tech by actually doing something meaningful to prevent the next one.  How quaint of them.  

 

Author: N J Barnes Categories: Politics Tags: , ,