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Apple + AT&T iPhone Ads

June 4th, 2007

If this phone can do this, like this, this easy, I’ll sell my first born son to get one. And if you want to go to the actual, HQ version of this commercial just visit the Apple website.

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Ha! Just kidding little guy, you’re worth WAY more than $600. Way more I would bet.

But I would be surprised if the iPhone lives up to this hype! I mean, jesus. Stop the movie you’re watching on a tiny little device only because you have nowhere else to watch it at the moment and you can call some seafood restaurant in San Fransisco to get it delivered?

You’ve either spent rent getting the phone, upgrading the memory, and downloading movies, and now you can’t have anything but delivery calamari, since your new address is “the alley behind the GAP on the Haight”, or the ad’s not telling the whole story.

The whole story would be: watching a movie on your iPod iPhone on BART and you see a clip in this movie — that’s so great you can’t wait till you get home and watch it on your non-hand-held entertainment devices — where the protagonist is thwarting thugs and earning 6 figures on this super cheap electric scooter that gets to ride in the HOV lane called the “Green Scoot Zoom”.

You pause your movie with a swipe of your index finger (or whatever) and discover that this amazing new carbon neutral carreer advancement device of transveyance can be delivered to your work before the end of the day.

Because why else would you be watching Pirates of the Caribbean on a handheld device and suddenly think, “Hey, delivery…”?

More Mind Control Parasites

May 27th, 2007

According to researchers at the University of Hong Kong, there is a species of barnacle (Rhizocephalan Sacculina) of which the female will invade the body of male and female crustaceans (crabs in particular) in order to distribute their nutrient absorbing, branching root structure, mature and protrude a reproductive organ, mate with a passing male barnacle, and lay their eggs inside the host.

What’s special about this parasite is that they will first make the crab infertile, make them lose interest in mating, and, most interestingly, change the physiology and psychology of the male crabs in order to make them better mothers to the parasite’s egg sacks.

“The life cycle begins with the female cyprid invading the crabs and then developing into a parasite with an internal root system (interna). Once the interna matures, it will develop a reproductive body outside the crabs through the abdominal part called the virgin externa. Male cyprids will then enter the virgin externa, which give rise to a fertilized externa with the eggs brooding inside it. Larvae will then be released via the externa once the eggs became mature.”

Once the eggs emerge from the crab’s abdomen, it will nurture them to maturity the same way it would it’s own brood.

Good Bye Molly

January 31st, 2007

Sad News:

Molly Ivins, the liberal newspaper columnist who delighted in skewering politicians and interpreting, and mocking, her Texas culture, died yesterday in Austin. She was 62.

Ms. Ivins waged a public battle against breast cancer after her diagnosis in 1999. Betsy Moon, her personal assistant, confirmed her death last night. Ms. Ivins died at her home surrounded by family and friends.

In her syndicated column, which appeared in about 350 newspapers, Ms. Ivins cultivated the voice of a folksy populist who derided those who she thought acted too big for their britches. She was rowdy and profane, but she could filet her ideological opponents with droll precision.

More here

If you want to go back and read some of her stuff, this is a good place to start.

Upate:  Here are some links to columns written by her friends and admirers in the media.

John Nichols – The Nation

Bill Moyers – Common Dreams

Paul Krugman  – The New York Times

and Maya Angelou

Up to the walls of Jericho

She marched with a spear in

her hand

Go blow them ram horns she cried

For the battle is in my hand

The walls have not come down,

but they have been given a

serious shaking.

That Jericho voice is stilled now.

Molly Ivins has been quieted.

Author: Brad Categories: Uncategorized Tags:

Labor Day

September 4th, 2006

Listen to Bob Dylan’s “Workingman’s Blues #2″ today.

There’s an evening haze settling over town
Starlight by the end of the creek
The buying power of the proletariat’s gone down
Money’s getting’ shallow and weak.

Well the place I love best is a sweet memory
It’s a new path that we trod
They say low wages are reality
If we want to compete abroad.

From his new album, Modern Times.  Great stuff!  Go buy it today.

Author: Brad Categories: Music Tags: , , , , ,

UFO Sighting

August 29th, 2006

Last Sunday night (August 27, 2006) at approximately 11pm I experienced my first UFO sighting.

My girlfriend and I were driving back to Seattle from Portland and somewhere outside of Federal Way (around mile marker 149) we saw something falling from the sky leaving a long brilliant green trail behind it that light up the sky to the north/northwest.

At first we thought it was a meteor / shooting star. But it appeared to be dropping straight out of the sky and not shooting across the sky as the meteors and shooting stars I have seen. (I don’t know what they look like or how they appear to travel right before impact…)

I got out my digital crayons today and made a quick sketch to illustrate what we saw.

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The green trail on the left shows how the object fell off in the distance. We did not see any impact, etc. Perhaps it fell into Puget Sound.

As we were near the airport, there is the possibility that we saw something related to an aircraft, but it sure didn’t look like it, or appear to be that close.

If you saw this or any other unidentified flying object, I would love to hear about it. So would the National UFO Reporting Center based out of a former ICBM missile base in eastern Washington.

The changing face of Al Qaeda.

July 25th, 2006

According to Channel 5 News in Minneapolis, six friends were arrested while walking and dancing in the streets of Minneapolis. The friends, in goth makeup, were taken downtown by police on suspicion of being in possession of “simulated weapons of mass destruction.”

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They were carrying backpacks with wires hanging out of them…

“Given the circumstance of them being uncooperative … why would you have those (bags) if not to intimidate people?” said Inspector Janee Harteau. “It’s not a case of (police) overreacting.”

Well, I would have to say it is in fact a case of overreacting, when the wires were in fact connected to….. the stereo that was providing the soundtrack for their zombie dance party.

While looking for additional information about this, I found that there are a lot of Zombies in Canada as seen here and here on flickr. Enjoy if you dare….

Foreign Policy Shambles

July 16th, 2006

Even for those of us who have always believed that the Bush administration’s foreign policies were simplistic, naïve, misguided and ultimately doomed to failure, the present foreign policy shambles is shocking to behold. The litany is depressing.

The hole we have dug for ourselves in Iraq just gets deeper as the chaos there continues unabated. Not coincidentally Iran, emboldened by the fact that it has little to fear from the threat of an American army bogged down in the Iraq morass, pursues its quest to become a nuclear power whilst flexing its muscles as a significant (and now, thanks to us, strengthened) regional player, as we see in both Lebanon and Iraq. North Korea, for some of the same reasons as Iran, has continued to press ahead with its nuclear aspirations and efforts to develop an intercontinental range missile. A resurgent Taliban along with an increasingly disillusioned populace now threatens the stability of the government of Afghanistan, particularly in the south of that unhappy country. And now we have the threat of a new Middle-East conflict, or at least the possibility of the toppling of a democratically elected government in Lebanon, as Israel squares off against Hamas and Hezbollah over the capture of a handful of Israeli soldiers. The administration’s unconditional support for Israel and its unwillingness to become seriously engaged in the peace process in the region leaves it with little influence on unfolding events there.

If it were not so tragic, it would be almost laughable to recall the mellifluent assurances from Dick Cheney that the invasion of Iraq and the overthrow of Suddam Hussein would usher in a period of comparative tranquillity in the Mid-East as moderates and the forces of peace and democracy were emboldened and extremists retreated or quaked in their boots. Removing Hussein, showing American military might and resolve, combined with the adoption of the doctrine of pre-emptive strike against perceived threats, we were told, would serve notice on the other members of the “axis of evil” that we would not tolerate their nuclear aspirations. Sure.

The reality is that the other charter members of the AOE took to heart the opposite lesson; that to be weak, as Iraq was, invited attack, whilst becoming a power to be reckoned with, preferably nuclear, would deter American aggression. The logic of their position is inescapable, as subsequent events have proved.

The policy of pre-emption has been shown to be a sham. It was simply a subterfuge for the invasion of Iraq. If it had been a genuine doctrine, and if the administration had felt it had to invade somebody it would have attacked North Korea before Iraq, since the former was a more bellicose regime, much further along the path in its nuclear aspirations and possessed a developing missile technology that could potentially threaten its regional neighbours. There was never any question of attacking North Korea, however. Militarily it was a much tougher nut to crack even without nuclear weapons. Not to mention that its neighbour, China, might not welcome a second Korean War on its doorstep. So we invaded Iraq which, to the Bush administration and its neo-conservative cheerleaders, appeared to be much easier pickings – a massive miscalculation for which we will be paying in blood and treasure for many years to come.

Invading and occupying Iraq has had adverse consequences beyond the death and destruction that country suffers every day. Afghanistan had been the one genuine foreign policy triumph of the Bush administration. In shifting key military assets to Iraq before we had properly defeated the Taliban we have almost snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. The amount of reconstruction aid and investment has been wholly insufficient to meet the tremendous needs of the Afghan people – another consequence of the Iraq imbroglio. More and more Afghans question whether NATO and the allied coalition are there to help them build a more civil society or just to fight the Taliban. If the people turn against us, things could get much uglier in Afghanistan.

The greatest irony of all is that had the administration stopped its military interventionism at Afghanistan, the United States may well have enjoyed unparalleled influence in the world. We had used a fraction of our might to overthrow a cruel Islamist regime which harboured and actively supported al-Qaeda. Had we spoken softly and carried but not waived our big stick, engaged with our allies, used diplomacy to achieve our foreign policy objectives, there is no telling what could have been achieved. By invading Iraq, however, we have lain bare the limitations of American military power. The Army and Marine Corps are stretched thin; troops are on third, even fourth tours of duty in Iraq. Iran, Syria and North Korea are bold because they know they have little to fear from an America bogged down in Iraq and tired of it.

Bush’s polices have been either ineffective in heading off the series of crises that have erupted in the Middle-East and the Korean peninsular, or they have actually exacerbated them. For a president whose strong suit was considered to be foreign policy and who must now be turning his attention to the legacy he will leave behind, there is precious little to cheer about.

Let’s Not Shoot Ourselves in the Foot – Again.

May 29th, 2006

Disillusionment with President Bush and the GOP-controlled Congress has helped to give Democrats a strong edge in the fall congressional elections. Astonishingly, many on the left are using this moment to turn on those Democrats in Congress who voted to give Bush authority to invade Iraq. In doing so they are jeopardizing an opportunity to wrest control of one or both houses from the GOP and the possibility of exerting much needed oversight of this authoritarian administration.

In Washington State, Senator Maria Cantwell is facing a challenge for re-election from a Green Party candidate hoping to pick up votes from a disaffected minority on the left so blinded by their feelings regarding the Iraq imbroglio that they are willing to weaken the opposition to Bush in Congress.

By any reasonable standard, Senator Cantwell has been an exemplary representative and leader for her state and the country in the United States Senate. She has worked hard on many issues critical to the well-being of the nation, not least the development of policies that will lead to U.S. energy independence without despoiling our last wilderness; she has led the desperate struggle in Congress against the powerful GOP Chairman of the Appropriations Committee, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, to block drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge. According to the League of Conservation Voters web-site, her current voting scorecard in support of the environment is 90%. Yet she faces a challenge on the left from a party that, putatively, cares most of all about our environment (presumably the “Green” in Green Party is intended to have some meaning). So much so it seems that it’s willing to oppose a staunch defender of our public lands and breathe life into what would otherwise be a long-shot bid from the GOP to pick up her seat. What’s going on?

Well, Senator Cantwell committed the unforgivable sin of voting in support of the president on the Iraq authorization and, evidently, this is sufficient for many on the left to desert her now. Not to put too fine a point on it, this is both foolish and myopic. To ignore the many positive contributions she has made in the furtherance of progressive and sensible national policies because of one misguided vote makes little sense. This is particularly true if it leads to a replacement from the GOP who will not only be far more supportive of the Bush administration across the board, but also strengthen the administration’s hand in the Senate – with all of the consequences that follow, from non-existent oversight to the appointment of right-wing judges for the U.S. appellate courts.

In short, this is not the time for progressives and centrists to divide their vote to the obvious benefit of the Bush administration. Surely we have learned our lesson from the 2000 presidential election when enough progressives voted for the egotistical Ralph Nader to sway the outcome in Florida in Bush’s favour . We heard much nonsense immediately after the election to justify this folly from those who claimed that they either wouldn’t have voted at all or might have voted for Bush if not Nader. This last one is my personal favourite – a Green voter who would have supported a Bush with his ties to the oil and gas industries and lamentable environmental record as Texas governor over a Gore who had already written a book on the dangers of global warming. Yeah, that makes sense.

The point is, how many of those Nader supporters in their heart of hearts have not come to bitterly regret their vote in light of the events of the past 5-6 years? How differently things might have turned out if, instead of demanding ideological purity in their hostility to Big Business, they had settled for good sense and moderation.

I did not and still do not agree with Senator Cantwell’s vote on the Iraq War. I wish she regretted the vote, although she evidently doesn’t; mind, given the fate of John Kerry’s 2004 presidential bid, I can see why those Democrats who did vote for Bush’s authorization might be leery of the “flip-flopping” charge. The fact is that there are many on all sides of the ideological spectrum who sincerely believed that overthrowing Saddam Hussein in Iraq furthered American interests and had the potential to transform the Middle East. Few foresaw the incompetence with which the Bush administration would execute the Iraq mission. And in the final analysis, nobody but Bush himself is responsible for the fact that we blundered into that hapless country and now cannot find our way out.

Tremendous challenges face our country in the years ahead. We simply cannot afford to lose the calibre of leadership of a Maria Cantwell because of some ill-conceived litmus test, nor continue to leave our country’s fate to the feckless Republicans in the White House and the Congress. The stakes are much too high.

Was Cheney Drunk?

February 20th, 2006

When news broke that Cheney shot someone in the face, I assumed that he must have been drunk, high, or both.

It turns out that in addition to the copious quantities of medication that he takes daily, he did have at least one beer before the hunt.

When old Dick was on Fox last week discussing the tragedy, he admitted having a beer with lunch. One thing that he didn’t mention was how the Secret Service sent away a deputy that came to interview him that evening. They scheduled an appointment for the next day. Did he need to sober up?

Think progress covers his advisors comments with “Meet the Press” here.

Does Bush have ‘Penis Envy’? Only his friends know for sure…

September 13th, 2005

The problem with Bush

Courtesy of Perrspectives.com