Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

What should you drink during the six months between now andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Election Day? I think you should try my tasty new cocktail recipe that allows you to vent your frustrations with Donald Trump while you make it, laugh while you sip it andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and savor the complex, somewhat bittersweet orange-spice flavors that result from the perfect harmony of ingredients andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and the cathartic process of preparing it.

Everything you need for a Trump Fucker cocktail.

Ingredients

Preparation

Pour all the ingredients in a shaker about one-third full of ice cubes. Pick up the shaker andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and raise it to eye level. Imagine that it’s Donald Trump’s head andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and then shake it violently. Feel free to scream as you continue to shake it mercilessly until your handom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands are so cold they hurt.

Pour the drink into a old fashioned glass or rocks glass (or even an absinthe glass) with ice – preferably one large ice cube but, in a pinch, a few normal size cubes will do. The color of the drink should match the orangey hue of Donald’s spray tan.

Garnish with one or two lychee fruits andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and, for optimum presentation, place a blueberry in the opening of the each lychee. If you make it right, it looks like this.

A perfect Trump spray-tan color with white eye sockets.
“That fucking cocktail is such a pretty color. Reminds me of someone… Oh, right. Me! My beautiful self! So wonderful, so unbelievably wonderful looking… too bad I don’t drink, but you go right ahead andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and drink that beautiful cocktail. I heard it ends with a perfect, so perfect bitter aftertaste. Why is that? I wonder…” – Donald Trump

5 thoughts on “Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

  1. Hey Brad – Have you considered amending your recipe to incorporate the most recent developments from Tiny Dong. We suggest adding 2mg of Hydroxychloroquine and drinking it for breakfast while you’re getting your daily CV test. We call it the “Privileged Trump Fucker”. Who cares about those Lupus people? Fake disease!!!!!

    Just a thought.

    Zippy
    2007 PhD Mixology
    Trump University

  2. We emptied the bank account, bought the necessary supplies and made Trump Fuckers at home. It was so worth it! I shook it with an urgency I’ll never ever be able to repeat.

  3. Tried this. The Dry Curacao is essential. Accept no substitutes when violently shaking up a quintessential Trump Fucker.

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