The Rent is 2 Damn High Party Candidate – Jimmy McMillan

The Rent is 2 Damn High Party Candidate – Jimmy McMillan

There’s just-plain-dumb crazy like Christine O’Donnell and Sarah Palin, there’s mean crazy like Carl Paladino, there’s bitch  crazy like Michele Bachmann, there’s WTF crazy like Alvin Greene, there’s early-onset-of-Alzheimer’s crazy like Jan Brewer, and then there’s Jimmy McMillan.

Jimmy McMillan, The Rent is 2 Damn High Candidate, has taken crazy to a whole new level.

The facial hair
The glasses
The gloves
The poetic delivery

It’s like performance art.

via Gawker, this is Jimmy McMillan:

On the deficit: “It’s like a cancer. It will heal itself.”
On negative campaigning: “As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here.”
On gay marriage: “The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party feels if you want to marry a shoe, I’ll marry you.”
On… Jesus, I have no clue what prompted this one: “We plan to bulldoze some of those mountains in Upstate to make New York an independent state. I want my own cable company; I want my own telephone company.”
On the rent: Too damn high.

And be sure and listen to this audio clip.

Crying Out Loud by maxread

For cryin’ out loud.
Open your eyes.
Can’t you see that?!
Can’t you see that?!
Can’t you see that?!

The rent.  It’s too DAMN high!

For cryin’ out loud…

As I watched and listened to McMillan, I was hoping that there will be a new Saturday Night Live this weekend.  They’ve got to do a parody of this guy.  But then I thought, how will they do a parody of a parody?  He’s better than SNL.  They should just bring him on the show as a guest host.  It might possibly be the best show they’ll ever do.

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