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Robert Novak listens to NPR while running over pedestrians

Robert Novak listens to NPR while running over pedestrians

Like me, Robert Novak enjoys listening to NPR’s Morning Edition. Unlike me, he uses it as his soundtrack to mow down pedestrians in D.C. traffic.

Here is his interview from Politico.com after being detained by the Police:

Apparently, he was driving his black convertible Corvette down K Street in D.C. when he mowed down a pedestrian. He was either oblivious to the accident or just didn’t care and continued on his way until a man on a bicycle was able to catch up with him and block the lane with his bike.

From the TMZ interview after the accident:

And we asked him about his comments back in 2001 — that he hates jaywalkers and thought about running them over. He responded, “I’ve said a lot of things I shouldn’t have said.”

Does Novak know that his Corvette makes his penis appear even smaller than it is?